Shakespearean Insult Zine

“I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.” Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene 3)

Make a zine full of Shakespearean curses and insults to inflict upon your churlish, boil-brained partner. At least two of the insults should taken from actual Shakespearean plays (please cite the name of the play). The rest can be more quotations, or put-downs in that same style (Google “Shakespearean insult generator” if you need inspiration).

Feel free to draw, stamp, or otherwise add embellishments to fully illustrate your partner’s addle-pated depravity.

I will angel if needed, after you have rated a “1” to your whoreson partner.