un-hip slang--slam-dunk comment swap

I want a few wacky comments to give my profile a little pizzaz! Let's give each other comments on our SWAPBOT profiles that use OLD out-of-use slang to compliment each other! This is a everyone come kind of thing-who would flake on this when you only have to click and type a bit?? I just want to play a bit :D Your choice what age you pull your terms from-make it fun and funny and gnice and gnarly!! 3 partners-it's so easy-why not? who wants to play with me for no effort and no expense??