mpu: what the hell?

The premise for this swap is incredibly simple. It really is.
It is sender's choice and your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to send something that will make your partner say "what the hell?"

Do not send something that will make your partner say:
"eh, I expected this." or "ew oh my god that's just fucked up"
aim for a gentle bemused confusion.

yes:
a bit of mail art depicting something just really weird.
a baby doll sent just naked through the post
a parcel that looks really official but just has a photo of a rubber duck inside.
a ransom style note saying something kinda creepy (you smell nice when you sleep, etc)

no:
a letter written in pee
toes of your enemy
moldy potatoes
anything illegal.

use your imagination, if the thought of sending it makes you giggle a little, you're golden.
OH and a good rule of thumb- when sending anything naked through the post photograph it first in case it goes m.i.a.
Have fun!