Seriously. If you are easily offended, you should click back now. This is meant to be obnoxious, lewd and horrible so you've been warned.

I thought of this after a great conversation I had with my husband last night. The premise of this swap (which will likely be an on and off series depending on interest) is that I will pose a would you rather question, and you will make an ATC illustrating the choice you would rather.

So if the question was "Would you rather eat a mouse or a spider?" and you would prefer to eat a mouse, you would make an ATC representing mouse eating.

You make 1 ATC, any medium. No sticker slapping (if you find applicable stickers for this swap, please do share a link though), size 2.5 x 3.5 and index card thickness or thicker.
Do not be picky. This should be fun above all else.

You need to have a 4.96 rating or higher.
US only.
No 1's owed to active members.
No history of being a total dick.
If you have a recent 3 or 1 that you have a damn good excuse for message me before you join.
edited to add: No fresh newbies. Please have at least 10 completed and rated type 2 or 3 swaps.
etc. etc. etc.

The Question

Would you rather have penises for fingers on one hand, or have a vagina on your forehead?

Points to consider:
-Penises would be on your non dominant hand
-The Vagina would include all normal trim, and be capable of menstruation. The jury is out on if it would be impregnable.
-The inclusion or exclusion of pubic hair surrounding either of these scenarios is up to your imagination.

I told you it would be lewd and horrible
You can use the comments to discuss your preference. I'd love to see some good debate on this.