SSSS: Lots of Rules ATC #1

Hello there, you are here on invitation (or because you were nosey and linked here from someone's profile- hi nosey folks :D) to partake in a trial swap. We are not a group, we are a gathering of vigilantes that may occasionally be called together when silliness is needed. We are the secret silly swappers society.

Anyway, here's the actual info on the swap.
We will be making 1 ATC for 1 partner.
There will be 2 rules posted at the bottom of this description, you will follow them. In addition, each person who signs up will comment a rule. Rules can be silly (all writing must be backwards, make as much as you can with your toes) or content based (must not contain babies, must be blue).
Rules cannot contradict a previous rule @swapperjoe said all red and @swapperjake says all blue) or be practical (must use a sleeve, etc)
Rules must also not be too specific (must be 96% periwinkle blue) or call for supplies that you wouldn't reasonably expect everyone to have access to. (everyone has T.P. not everyone has glitter glue.)

If you have not commented your rule by the time I go to assign partners I will have to drop you. Don't forget to contribute.

Your ATC must follow all rules posted. Feel free to be silly. (:
NOTE: Before assigning partners I will copy and paste all rules into the swap description to avoid confusion.

Starting Rules:
ATC must be 3.5 by 2.5 inches (standard size)
ATC must not be made on printer paper.

Additional Rules:
--ATC must contain (either literally/physically or thematically) some sort of toiletry item. (if you actually incorporate a literal toiletry item, it cannot be used.)
--ATC must contain a word starting with the letter "S"
--ATC must have a fold on or in the card. You can design around a fold crease or create a working fold in some way.
--the back of your ATC (while containing standard info) must be visually stimulating as well.
--The top right corner must be bright purple and the paper rolled and/or torn. (this pertains ONLY to the top right corner)
--must use a pen in the making somehow. You can draw, write, doodle, etc. Any kind of everyday pen is acceptable
--a squirrel, or your interpretation of a squirrel, must be included on this ATC
--Ninja-fy something.... Ninja the squirrel... or... something...

Notice, there are a total of 10 rules :D make sure to hit them all. One aspect can hit more than one rule (i.e. you drew the squirrel in pen) or not. Do what you do, and have fun ;)