Penis Partay!

Can we all agree on one thing? Penises are weird. Penises are funny, useful, & hilarious to make out of play-doh. So one day I was wasting time on Etsy and came upon the most fabulous of Etsy shops...this Etsy Artisan makes PENIS PINCUSHIONS! It gets even better, her descriptions are HILARIOUS.

So since i have the maturity level of a 12 year old boy I think we should do an ETSY PENIS SWAP. Send you partner an item purchased from Etsy that has either the image, word or reference to the almighty penis on it.

Here are some sample shops & items:

-example 1

-example 2

-example 3

Minimum Value is $15 BEFORE SHIPPING Max is $25

Be sure to put your partners shipping address as the ship to on Etsy and ask that your Swap Bot username be included.